BREAKING NEWS! I just found a stash of issue #4 (WHERE STALKS THE TENGU), so those of you who wanted a copy but were faced with a shortage, now's your chance!


Hey, listen. Have you ever wanted to own a real-life, honest-to-gosh copy of that hit crime comic, THE PRIVATE FILES OF THE FOWL? Well, uh… you can, would be the point I’m building to.

Yessir, for seven dollars cash American, (twelve for overseas) you can land yourself any one of the Cloaked Capo’s pulpy escapades, along with an original piece of high-quality Parris City artwork (the quality’s gone up, I should mention), yours for the framing. Or for the sacrificing to the hawk god Horus. Up to you, really.


SO:
1 Issue plus 1 piece of original art ----------------------------- $7.00
1 original strip with the Fowl and your own character ----- $10.00
1 Issue plus 1 original strip ------------------------------------ $20.00



We have four issues out right now, them being…

EX LIBRIS and THE CONCRETE MAT (sold together): The first two ashcan issues of the series, featuring the first appearance of the Mime and the infamous “giant zombi rooster” panel. Two full-length Parris City tales for the price of one!
(Plus a cover by )

MAGIC MURDER MIX: Three Fowl short stories, including the very first comic book adventure of the Cloaked Capo and the one-page Sister Mary Vendetta preview. Features not one but TWO stories with child endangerment as a primary plot point.
(cover by , I should mention)

WHERE STALKS THE TENGU: A tale of murder and politics wherein the Avian Avenger has to deal with the double threat of a problem with his medication and the appearance of the deadly ninja in white, the Tengu. Limited supply!
(Sports a cover by )

For twenty dollars even (twenty-four overseas), the accompanying artwork will be turned into an original strip featuring Parris City’s eclectic nightlife interacting with the original character of your choice, the quality of which will be on par with that seen in the comic itself. Ten even, if you want the strip without the comics. We’ve very reasonable here at Dan Schkade.


Should you feel the urge to purchase this oh-so-incredible product, shoot cash or check (in any currency you choose) down to

DAN SCHKADE
3925 TORREY HILL LANE
SAN DIEGO, CA 92130

And within two weeks, you’ll have what you desire or YOUR MONEY BACK. Provided you’ve told me what you want. Otherwise… well.

Prices ARE negotiable – haggle at will. Operator is sitting by.


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Things you really should be reading:
ACROBAT [link]
CRANKY OCTOPUS [link]
HEXAGON DEATH SQUAD [link]
SUPERNATURAL LAW [link]

And keep and eye on vicsage.com [link] . No reason.

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Peace out, sinners.